in line with the holiday shoppers
Me: OKAY THIS LINE IS RIDICULOUS. WHO THE HELL WAITS UNTIL THE 23RD TO BUY THEIR LOVED ONES SOME DAMN CHRISTMAS GIFTS. YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PEOPLE. IF Y'ALL DIDN'T PROCRASTINATE SO MUCH, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS--
Me: *is totally buying last-minute Christmas gifts* ...Oh. Wait.
later...
Cashier: You in college? Home for the holidays, huh?
Me: Oh, yeah. Feels good to be home.
Cashier: What school you go to?
Me: Cal.
Cashier: Wait, you go to Cal? And you're buying a Glenn Beck book? That doesn't make much sense. Aren't you a socialist?
Me: It's a gift for my dad. I swear. Seriously. It's not for me.
